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Danger Dean Bowditch |
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Tune: Electric 6 High Voltage |
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Words:
danger...danger...
DEAN BOWDITCH!
he always scores...he'll never miss!
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Notes:
TUNE!!
BOWDITCH IS BRILLIANT
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Danny Haynes |
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Tune: Here We Go |
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Words:
Danny Haynes,
Danny Haynes,
Danny Haynes, (x3)
Da-nny Haynes
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Notes:
First sung at the leeds game whne danny
had a blinder and scored a great goal.
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Darren Bent |
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Tune: Ere We Go |
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Words:
Darren Bent,Darren Bent,Darren Bent
Darren Bent,Darren Bent,Darren Bentttt
Darren Bent,Darren Bent,Darren Bent
Darren Bent,Darrrennn Bennnntttt
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Notes:
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Darren Huckerby |
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Tune: Dunno |
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Words:
Huckerybys a wa*ker
He wears a wa*kers hat
He plays for narwich city
He’s a f**king tw* t
he misses with his left foot
he misses with his right,
he will never play for England because
he's f**king shyte
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Notes:
To Narwich
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De Vos's Tractor |
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Tune: Vieria Song |
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Words:
OOHHH De Vos...WOOOAAAAAA
OOHHH De Vos..WWWOOAAAAA
He comes from Canada...
He drives a blue tractor...
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Notes:
will b sung nxt season
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Delia |
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Tune: Dunno |
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Words:
You can shove your pots and pans up your
arse..SIDEWAYS
You can shove your pots and pans up
your arse..SIDEWAYS
you can shove your pots and pans
shove your pots and pans
you can shove ur pots and pans up your
arse....SIDEWAYS
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Notes:
sung whenever
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Delia Smith Is.... |
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Tune: Errr... |
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Words:
Delia Smith is illegitimate
her food tastes like someone's sh*t in
it
It's so bad she can't get rid of it
Bring back two fat Ladies!
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Notes:
one of my faves - anything about the
turncoat celebrity cook is a winner
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Dirty Northern B*stards |
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Tune: You Dont Know What You're Doing |
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Ollie (19th May 2004) |
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Words:
You dirty Northern B*stards!
You dirty Northern B*stards!
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Notes:
sung at the sunderland fans when they
made bad tackles
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