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'Oh I'd Rather Have A Carrot Than A Fish' |
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Tune: She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain |
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Words:
Oh i'd rather have a carrot than a fish,
Oh i'd rather have a carrot than a
fish,
Oh i'd rather have a carrot, rather
have a carrot
rather have a carrot than a fish,
(and the best bit) Sideways!!
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Notes:
Sung at Grimsby this season
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'What The F*cking Hell Is That?!?' |
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Tune: - |
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Words:
What the f*ck, what the f*ck, What the
f*cking is that?
What the f*cking hell is that?!
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Notes:
Sung at away games whenever a mascot in
a really crap costume walks in front of
the county fans. Good examples include
the hideous terrier things at
Huddersfield and the mascot at Grimsby,
possibly Popeye with elephantitis.
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Buy a cool retro football t-shirt, or even one with a chant on it.
Choose your own colour and style
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1 Sammy Mac |
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Tune: Winter Wonderland |
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| From:
John (05th December 2003) |
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Words:
theres only one Sammy Mac,
and in cheshire he's back,
he's just what we need,
coz he doesn't smoke weed,
walking in a Sammy wonderland!
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Notes:
sung by the County faithful in the
Vernon Stand.
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1-0 |
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Tune: Cant Remember |
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Words:
One Nil to the referee
One Nil to the referee
One Nil to the referee
One Nil to the referee
ETC.
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Notes:
Sung at peterborough when the ref wave
away the most obvious pen claim i have
every seen
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Buy a cool retro football t-shirt, or even one with a chant on it.
Choose your own colour and style
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3-2.... |
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Tune: The One Heard Echoing Around Birkenhead!!! |
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Words:
3-2 to the referee,
3-2 to the referee,
3-2 to the referee,
3-2 to the referee,
3-2 to the referee,
3-2 to the referee!
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Notes:
Cold Tuesday night in 2004!!!
I have seen some poor referees in my
time, but this guy must've been taking
bribes or betting on games!!!
Some officials make mistakes, some are
incompetent, others unfit, some are
pedantic gits! This guy was the real
thing!!!
If I live to be 180 years old, I will
not see worse refereeing!!!!!
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