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Slapper |
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Tune: Come Let Us Adore Him |
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Words:
Whose the slapper, whose the slapper,
whose the slapper with the books?
whose the slapper with the books?
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Notes:
Sung towards female Programme sellers,
1st heard at Notts County (2004)
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Small Town In Stockport |
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Tune: |
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Words:
Small town in Stockport,
your just a small town in Stockport,
small town in Stockport!
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Notes:
Sung to local rivals such as Cheadle(if
you can count them as rivals!) and
Macclesfield Town.
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Buy a cool retro football t-shirt, or even one with a chant on it.
Choose your own colour and style
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Sing When Your Fishing |
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Tune: |
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Words:
Sing when your fishing,
you only sing when your fishing,
Sing when your fishing!
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Notes:
Another anti-Grimsby chant!
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Sheep |
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Tune: |
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Words:
Oh id rather have a w**k than s**g a
sheep,
Oh id rather have a w**k than s**g a
sheep,
Oh id rather have a w**k than,rather
have a w**k than
Oh id rather have a w**k than s**g a
sheep,
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Notes:
Sung to Most welsh/yorkshire teams first
sung at Wrexham last year (2005)
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