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Danny Jackman |
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Tune: Batman Theme |
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Words:
Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny!
Danny, Danny,Danny, Danny!
Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny!
Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny!
Jackman!!
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Notes:
Not many join in this one;-)!!?
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Deckchair |
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Tune: That Advert!!! |
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Words:
Deckchair,s gonna get you!
Deckchair,s gonna get you!
Deckchair,s gonna get you!
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Notes:
Half time 'entertainmen'??? What were
they thinkin about at Hartlepool???
OK so you mistake a monkey for a
Frenchman! But how could you thinh that
that was entertainment???
Actually, come to think about it, it
was;-)
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Delilah |
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Tune: Delilah |
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Words:
Why?
Why?
Why?
Delilah?
(You're not going up)
Why?
Why?
Why?
Delilah,
(You're not good enough),
So,
Before,
You sing that song,
Remember Stoke City,
YOU'RE NOT GOING UP ANYMORE!!
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Notes:
extracting the urine from Stoke during
the 90's.
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Dibble |
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Tune: Obvious |
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Words:
Dibble for England
(Clap clap, clap clap clap)
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Notes:
The County faithful are so impressed
with Andy (Officer) Dibble's perfomance
at Blackburn away, That they decide he
is worthy of a place in the national
team!
OK, so it was the wrong nation! We all
knew he was Welsh! This was just our
playfull sense of irony coming to the
fore yet again!
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Division One's Ronaldo |
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Tune: Sing When Your Winning |
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Words:
Division One's Ronaldo
We've Got Division One's Ronaldo
Division ONE'S RONALDO
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Notes:
Another for Harpal Singh in celebration
of his masterful stepovers.
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Division One, You're Havin A Laugh! |
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Tune: United Are Sh*t, C*ty Are Worse. |
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Words:
Division One,
You're havin a laugh!
Division One,
You're havin a laugh!
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Notes:
Some fans think there team is capable of
competing at a higher level!?? We tend
to disagree! Beating Stockport County
with the aid of a referee does not a
great team make;-)
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Dont Go Out Tonight |
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Tune: Bad Moon Rising |
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Words:
I see the County are a risin',
I fell promotion's nearly there,
I see all the coaches we are takin',
I feel there's trouble in the air,
So don't go out tonight,
Unless your dressed in blue and white,
Ooooo! There's a bad mood on the rise!
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Notes:
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Dry Humour |
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Tune: A Side Street Favourite |
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Words:
I'm Stockport whilst it's dry,
I'm Stockport whilst it's dry,
But if it starts to look like rain,
I'm off to buy a pie!
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Notes:
Sung in retaliation to anyone who sounds
like C**y, or thinks we should copy one
off their songs!
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