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I Can |
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Tune: Unknown |
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Words:
I can't read, I can't wroite
It don't really ma'er
I'm a Naridge Sitty fan
I can drive a tracter!
Steer to the left, steer to the roight
It don't really ma'er
'Cus when it comes to shaggin' moi
wife
I'd rather shag me tracter!
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Notes:
Sung on the last day of the 2001/02
season at Carrow Road, bizarrely with a
West Country accent :) . Will no doubt
come back come back when we play Bristol
City/Plymouth Argyle/Cheltenham Town.
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I D's B&W |
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Tune: Barmy Or Bar Me? |
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Words:
Ian Duncan's Blue and White Army!
Clap, clap, clap, clap!
Ian Duncan's Blue and White Army!
Clap, clap, clap, clap!
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Notes:
Whilst Managerless the County faithful
turn to the legendary ID for
leadership!!!
Sung at some away match/matches!
This is in no way taking the P!ss out
of Ian!
One Ian Duncan, There's only one Ian
Duncan.....
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I O COUNTY |
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Tune: BIG BEN CHIMES |
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HFR (25th April 2002) |
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Words:
I O COUNTY
COUNTY I O
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Notes:
NICKED OFF POMPEY
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I Remember When (correction) |
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Tune: My Old Man... |
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Words:
I remember when, we took the Bradford
end
We took Barnsley on the way
We took Huddersfield in half a minute
We took the end with the whole lot in
it
We did it, we done it, we f*cking
over-run it
And if you don't believe that this is
true
Then you can't have met us, we're a
right bunch of nutters
We're the boys in white & blue
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I Remember When! |
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Tune: My Old Man, Said Follow The Van |
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Words:
I remember when
We took the Bradford end
We took Barnsley on the way!
We took Huddersfield in half a minute
We took the end with the whole lot in
it!
We did it, we done it
We f*cking over-run it
And if you don't believe a word it's
true!
I'll tell you, I remember when
We took the Bradford end!
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I Wish I Was A Lunatic |
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Tune: "The Happy Wanderer" |
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Words:
I wish I was a lunatic,
Up in the Cheadle End,
'Cos everyone,
Who goes in there,
Is round the f*c*i*g bend,
Cheadle End,
Cheadle End,
Cheadle End,
Cheadle eeeeeend
Cheadle End,
The glorious Cheadle End,
I'd rather be a County fan,
Than anything on earth,
If I thought my kids would grow up
red,
I'd strangle them at birth,
Cheadle End,
Cheadle End,
etc...
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Notes:
Sorry don't know the German title.
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I'll Always Wear Royal Blue |
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Tune: Johnny Kidd & The Pirates: I'll Never Get Over You |
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Words:
We'll always follow you,
And our faces are painted blue,
I just can't keep it a secret anymore,
Whoa-whoa we won Division Four,
It wasn't so long ago,
That we used to have Gordon Low,
Then he went and said goodbye
So we made another buy,
Whoa-whoa we won Divison Four,
Southport never had much to say,
And the Barrow they all ran away,
I just can't keep it a secret anymore,
Whoa-whoa we won Divsion Four,
So they went down in his-tory,
The greatest team from Edger-ley,
I just can't keep it a secret anymore,
Whoa-whoa we won Division Four!
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Notes:
First sung at Reading august 1967 when
we had just won the 4th division title
the previous season.
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If I Had The Wings Of A Vulture |
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Tune: Uknown |
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Words:
If I had the wings of a vulture
If I had the arse of a crow
I'd fly over Burnley tomorrow
And sh*t on the b*st*rds below!
Sh*t on, sh*t on,
And sh*t on the b*st*rds below!
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Notes:
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If Ya Proud 2 Be A Hatter |
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Tune: Comin Round The Mountain |
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Matty (19th August 2003) |
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Words:
If ya proud 2 be a hatter clap ya hands
(clap clap)
If ya proud 2 be a hatter clap ya
hands
(clap clap)
If ya proud 2 be a hatter
Proud 2 be a hatter
Proud 2 be a hatter clap ya hands
(clap clap)
If ya f*ckin hate the city clap ya
hands
(clap clap)
if ya f*ckin hate the city clap ya
hands
(clap clap)
if ya f*ckin hate the city
F*ckin hate the city
F*ckin hate the city clap ya hands!
(clap clap)
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Notes:
WE LOVE U COUNTY WE DO
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If Yer Uncle |
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Tune: She |
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Words:
If your uncle's not your sister clap
your hands
If your uncle's not your sister clap
your hands
If your uncle's not your sister
Uncle's not your sister
If your uncle's not your sister clap
your hands
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Notes:
Aimed at any team with a history of
inbreeding. Hint: Their kit is a claret
mess...
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