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Ode To A Canadian Pervert! |
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Tune: Obvious |
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Words:
One game and you've sent us down,
One game and you've sent us down,
Etc
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Notes:
Aimed at Smitty, who'd travelled 5'000
miles for his 1st County game only for
it to be Wimbledon away 2001/2 season!
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Ode To Tony The Cat;-) |
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Tune: Pink Panther |
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Words:
Dinning, Dinning!
Dinning, Dinning, Dinning!
Dinning, Dinning!
Dur duh duh duh!!!
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Notes:
Mostly "Unsung Hero"???
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Oh Andy Andy |
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Tune: Son Of The Father - Chickory Tip |
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Words:
Oh Andy Andy
Andy Andy Andy Andy Andy Welsh!
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Notes:
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Oh Manchester |
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Tune: When The Saints Go Marching In |
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Words:
Oh Manchester, (Oh Manchester)
Is full of sh*t, (Is full of sh*t)
It's full of sh*t,
Sh*t,
And more sh*t,
Oh Manchester is full of sh*t
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Notes:
Seems only to get an airing against the
faded blues!
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Oh Mr Elwood |
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Tune: Oh Dr Beeching |
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Words:
Oh Mr Elwood,
What can I do,
I've fallen for a football team,
That plays in white and blue,
Their name is Stockport County,
They come from Edgeley Park,
We're Danny Begara's army,
And we're going to Wembley,
Wember-leee,
Wember-lee,
We're the famous Stockport County,
And we're going to Wember-leee.
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Notes:
From the early 90's when trips to
Wembley were regular under Begara.
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Oh Sammy Sammy |
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Tune: Son Of The Father - Chickory Tip |
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Words:
Oh Sammy Sammy
Sammy Sammy Sammy Sammy McIlroy
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Notes:
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Old Beer Song |
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Tune: Not Much Of One!!! |
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Words:
They're building a house (boo)
But its a public house (hurray)
But they're not selling beer (boo)
They're giving it away (hurray)
But the beer is not in glasses (boo)
Its in buckets (hurray)
But the buckets have holes in (boo)
But they're at the top (hurray)
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Notes:
Old one I'd almost forgoten!!!
Nicked from Marions board, where I
copied and pasted it from!
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One Carlton Palmer |
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Tune: Walking In A Winter Wonderland |
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Words:
There's only one Carlton Palmer,
And he smokes marijuna,
He's six foot tall,
And his head is too small,
Walking in a PALMER WONDERLAND!!
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Notes:
Don't think he does (anymore anyway) of
course.
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One Carlton Palmer V2 |
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Tune: Winter Wonderland |
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Words:
There's only ooonnnneeee... Carlton
Palmer
Only ooonnnneeee... Carlton Palmer!
Walking along, singing a song
Walking in a Palmer wonderland
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Notes:
The more PC version. BTW, proper version
involves goes "He's six foot tall and
his head's too small...". The 'Eight
Foot' version was obviously by some Pop
Side Grandad, and we all know what their
hearing's like :)
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One Song |
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Tune: One Song |
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Words:
One song
You've only got one song
You've only got one song
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Notes:
Sung to teams that have just one song,
well thats if they can manage to sing at
all!
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