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P*ssed Up |
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Tune: Unknown |
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Words:
We always lose at home and we always
lose away
We lost last week and we'll lose today
We don't give a f*ck 'cos we're all
p*ssed up
Stockport County - p*ssed up!
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Notes:
Another favourite during the terrible
01/02 season!
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Plymouth! |
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Tune: Usual |
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Words:
Plymouth's not an argyll!
Plymouth's not an argyll!
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Notes:
Retort to The Stockport's not a County
Chant!!!
But, did we have to do it 3 games
runnin? Come on Plymuff keep up! This
banter thing is supposed to be original!
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Buy a cool retro football t-shirt, or even one with a chant on it.
Choose your own colour and style
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Pointless! |
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Tune: Obvious |
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Words:
We've got a point!
We've got a point!
Ee I adio,
We've got a point!
(Repeat)
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Notes:
WBA away, Feb 01... We never get
anything there!
Baaa-rnsley away... 1st point of 01/02
season!
Coventry away... We ended the most
consistent run in the clubs history and
went into raptures!
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Pre Season |
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Tune: Sing When Ur Winnin |
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Words:
Pre season friendly,
It's just a pre season friendly...
Repeat
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Notes:
Sung against c*ty & Sheff Wed at home +
Walsall & Norwich away, after we'd
already been relegated!
Points meant nowt to us but they all
needed them!
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Buy a cool retro football t-shirt, or even one with a chant on it.
Choose your own colour and style
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Pressman |
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Tune: - |
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Words:
Pressman wears a Bra
Pressman wears a Bra
Pressman wears a, Pressman wears a,
Pressman wears a Bra!!!
usually followed by:
Sumo!! Sumo!! sumo!! etc
and maybe the odd:
get yer tits out for the lads!!
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Notes:
Sung at Sheffield Wednesday away games
over the past few years in dedication to
their slighlty chubby goalie
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Preston Away |
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Tune: Obvious |
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Words:
4-3 we're goin to win 4-3!!!
5-4 we're goin to win 5-4!!!
6-5 we're goin to win 6-5!!!
If you'd settle for a point clap your
hands, (clap clap)
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Notes:
After going down 3-0, 4-0, 5-0, & 6-0!!!
Contrary to previous posts the "settle
for a point" chant was sung/started by
me at Naarge away the season before!
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Buy a cool retro football t-shirt, or even one with a chant on it.
Choose your own colour and style
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Pride Of Cheshire |
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Tune: What Do You Do When You Need The Loo |
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Words:
How many teams come apart at the seams,
When they meet the pride of Cheshire?
They try to have a do with the boys in
white and blue,
But they just can't stand the
pressure,
Last season's division tow, Blackburn
and Sheffield U,
West Ham United, and Stoke City,
Oh we won at the Dell, and we gave the
Boro' Hell,
These are memories to treasure.
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Notes:
Promotion season
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Pride Of Cheshire |
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Tune: You |
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Words:
We're the pride of,
We're the pride of,
We're the pride of Chesh-i-re,
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Notes:
Sung at Crewe and anywhere that thinks
we're from Manchester/Lancishire!
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Buy a cool retro football t-shirt, or even one with a chant on it.
Choose your own colour and style
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Prosser |
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Tune: Similar To Another Ref Chant! |
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Words:
You're a Prosser,
You're a Prosser,
You're a Prosser referee!
Where's your rule, book never had one!
You're a Prosser referee!!
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Notes:
Calling someone a Prosser is not a very
nice thing to do!!!
;-)
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Put The County First |
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Tune: Pretty Obvious |
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Words:
United's sh*t
The city's worse
We always put the county first.
United's sh*t
The city's worse
We always put the county first.
(Repeat till you cant be arsed
anymore)
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Notes:
Dunno
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