THIS is Mr. Snowdon.
and i have aspirations to become prime minister within four years.
you may laugh at my ambitions but i believe i am more than capable of proving you all wrong.
i have previously been head of music at a nearby school but was sacked after attempting to take over from a man with dreadful sideburns as library monitor.
that man was on community service.
i am most disappointed at your apparant lack of respect for my position of authority
and i request that you leave the stadium and never return as i am new chairman of this great football club, not you.
it was quiet in the kop during one home game and this one fan suddenly stood up and shoutd this out. he was removed by a steward and hasn't been seen at the ground since.