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Martin Gritton Is A Yellow GOAL Machine (update) |
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Tune: Beatles - Yellow Submarine |
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Words:
we got him from argyle
now he hates the scum that plays in
green
Ohhhhhhh Martin Gritton is a yellow
goal machine
a yellow goal machine,
a yellow goal machine
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Notes:
***** one already on the site needs
updating to read correctly
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Martin Gritton Is A Yellow Goal Machine (updated) |
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Tune: Beatles - Yellow Submarine |
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Words:
Our man, Martin Gritton is a yellow,
goal machine
we got him from argyle
now he hates the scum that plays in
green...
(all together now)
Martin Gritton is a yellow goal
machine,
a yellow goal machine,
a yellow goal machine
Martin Gritton is a yellow goal
machine,
a yellow goal machine,
a yellow goal machine
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Notes:
Updated to give the full version
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Martin Gritton Is A Yellow Gull Machine |
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Tune: Yellow Submarine |
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Words:
we brought him from argyle
now he hates the tw*ts that play in
green
Martin Gritton is a yellow gull
machine
a yellow gull machine,
a yellow gull machine
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Notes:
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Medical Genius |
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Tune: .. |
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Words:
Norman Medhurst is a medical genius
Norman Medhurst is a medical genius
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Notes:
He is the greatest physio
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Mental |
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Tune: Conga |
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Words:
Lets go f*ckin mental,
Lets go f*ckin mental,
tra la la la
ooh
tra la la la
ooh
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Notes:
Sung at Barnet on the last day of the
00-01 season when we were 3-0 up before
half time
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Mini Stand |
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Tune: ??? |
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Words:
I was born under the mini stand, the
mini, mini stand.
If knives were made for stabbin,
guns were made to shoot,
if you come in the mini stand, we'll
all stick in the boot.
I was born under the mini stand, the
mini, mini stand!
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Notes:
one of the oldest tqy chants ever!
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My Old Man |
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Tune: Dont Know |
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Words:
my old man said be a city fan
I said f**k off, b*llocks your a
c*nt!!
HAVE A BANANA!!
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Notes:
WE all added have a banana here at
plainmoor!! I dont really know the
reason why!!
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MY ONLY TORQUAY |
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Tune: You Are My Sunshine |
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Words:
You are my Torquay
My only Torquay
You make happy when skys are grey
You never notice how much I love you
So please don't take my Torquay away
LA LA LA LA LA OO AAR
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Notes:
Normally sung when the team awakes from
80 minutes of defending to spring an
attack!
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