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Lavatory Cleaner |
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Tune: God Knows! |
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Words:
there once was a lavatory cleaner
who worked through the day and the
night
and when he got home in the evening
he smelled of the smell of
SHINE up your buttons with Brasso,
only 7 ha'penys a tin.
you can buy it or nick it from
woolworths
providing they've got any in
some say he died of a fever
some say he died of a cold
but we all know better than they do
he died of the smell of
SHINE up your buttons with
brasso........
chorus x2.
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Notes:
when we play teams with funny looking
people in them
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Londoner |
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Tune: : |
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Words:
oh ah
oh ah ah
oh wot is 2 be a
londoner!
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Notes:
sung 2 the teams
from the capital
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