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A Night Out In Yorkshire |
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Tune: Yorkies |
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Words:
DOWN THE PUB,FRIDAY NIGHT,ABSOLUTELY
PLASTERED THEN GO HOME AND BEAT YOUR
WIFE YOU FAT YORKSHIRE B*STARD
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Notes:
Old chant we used to sing at our Yorkie
friends(they wish)
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ABDUL!! |
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Tune: SAME CHANT AS JEVVO! JEVVO! |
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Words:
ABDUL! ABDUL! ABDUL! ABDUL! ABDUL!
ABDUL! ABDUL! ABDUL! ABDUL!
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Notes:
WE SUNG THIS IN THE PRE-SEASON FREINDLY
GAMES! ABDUL WAS ON TRIAL AND EVERYBODY
LOVED HIM!
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Adam Buckley N Lincoln City |
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Tune: Roy Chubby Brown |
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Words:
21 years waiting for a goal
Kingsley missed a sitter and he scored
an own goal
but its been 21 years waiting for a
goal from
BUCKLEY
BUCKLEY??????
WHO THE F*CK IS BUCKLEY
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Notes:
Sung to Lincoln City fans, why the hell
did this club sign our ex midfielder
Adam Buckley. hmmmm probably because
Alan Buckley was in charge.
Support the campaign to help Lincoln
release him.
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All S*it On Sc*nthorpe! |
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Tune: Scunny Scum |
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Words:
LETS ALL S*IT ON SCUNTHORPE
LETS ALL S*IT ON SCUNTHORPE
NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH
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Notes:
Sung to SCUMthorpe United
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All The Mariners Stand Up |
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Tune: - |
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Words:
All the Mariners stand up, (repeated)
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Notes:
sung, and then everybody stands up.
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Anti Steve Livingstone Chant |
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Tune: Livvo |
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Words:
If your guna get released
clap your hands
if your guna get released
clap your hands
if your guna get released
and cry down on your knees
if your guna get released
clap your hands
if your a big fat ginger d*ckhead
clap your hands
if your a big fat ginger d*ckhead
clap your hands
if your a big fat ginger d*ckhead
and you wished you hant had that
whisky
if your a big fat ginger d*ckhead clap
your hands
if you cant attract other clubs
clap your hands
if you cant attract other clubs
clap your hands
if you cant attract clubs
and your conference football standard
if your cant attract clubs clap your
hands
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Notes:
Aimed at former crap attacker Steve
Livingstone who finally attracted a club
and moved to Division 3s basement club
Carlisle United
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Anti-Blackpool Chants! |
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Tune: Blackpool |
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Words:
YOUR NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE
YOUR NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE
YOUR NOT FAMOUS,YOUR NOT FAMOUS
YOUR NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE!!!!!!
Version 2:
Morecambe are a bigger club than you
Morecambe are a bigger club than you
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Notes:
Sung at Blackpool FC,The most famous
team in England...................nearly
50 years ago!
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Anti-Southern Chant |
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Tune: Southerners |
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Words:
down the pub,skive of work
get absolutely plastered
then go home and beat the wife
you southern fairy b*stards
on the dole, eat a pie
steel a load of mushrooms
flog them on the black market
you f*cking stupid cockney
down the tube scoring dope
watching old eastenders
cap a tea, drop a whisky
you big fat southern w*nker
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Notes:
Song sung against cockneys and southern
muppets.
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Are You Campo In Disguise |
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Tune: Ivan Campo |
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Words:
ARE YOU CAMPO IN DISGUISE
ARE YOU CAMPO,ARE YOU CAMPO
ARE YOU CAMPO IN DISGUISE
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Notes:
Sung at an Ivan Campo lookalike who
takes photos of the game for the local
newspaper from the front of the Pontoon
stand.
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Ashley Sestanovich |
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Tune: That Pizza Ristorante Advert Tune |
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Words:
ASHLEY SESTANOOOVICH
ASHLEY SESTANOOOVICH
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Notes:
Aimed at midfielder Ashley Sestanovich
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