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You Can Stick That Argie Midget Up Your Arse You Can Stick That Argie Midget Up Your Arse   Tune: ---    
FromNo One Likes Us! (16th June 2004)    
Words:
You can stick that argie midget up your
arse
You can stick that argie midget up
your arse
You can stick that argie midget
Stick that argie midget up your arse
Stick that argie midget up your arse

SIDEWAYS!!!
  Notes:
Argentina
Argentina
What's it like to lose a war?
What's it like to lose a war?
 

You Can Stick Your Maradona Up Your Arse You Can Stick Your Maradona Up Your Arse   Tune: She Ll Be Coming Round The Mountain    
FromGraham Back Home (16th June 2002)    
Words:
You Can Stick Your Maradona Up Your Arse
You Can Stick Your Maradona Up Your
Arse
You Can Stick Your Maradona
Stick Your Maradona
Stick Your Maradona
Stick Your Maradona Up Your Arse
  Notes:
Maradona seemed convinced that Argentina
would defeat England in Japan. Sadly for
the cheating tub of lard, Beckham put
things right, and by the time Maradona
managed to get into Japan, his overrated
countrymen were headed for home. Suffer!
 

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You Will Never Beat Us English You Will Never Beat Us English   Tune: None    
FromEnglish And Proud (27th February 2004)    
Words:
You will never beat us English,
You will never beat us English,
You will never beat us English,
You will never beat us English,
You will never beat us English,
You will never beat us English!
  Notes:
Sung half to do with football and half
to do with battles! so sung to France,
Argentina, Germany, Scotland, Spain,
Republic of Ireland......etc
 

You're Going Bald! You're Going Bald!   Tune: 3 Lions (footballs Coming Home)    
FromRob Wood, Chelmsford (14th June 2004)    
Words:
He's going bald
he's Going bald
he's Going
Zidanes Going Bald
He's going bald
He's going bald
He's Going
Zidanes going Bald!
  Notes:
Sang to Zinedine Zidane or Kacey Keller
sang first at Tottenham Vs Man City.
 

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Your Sister Your Sister   Tune: The Addams Family    
FromAC (06th June 2005)    
Words:
Your Sister is your Mother
Your Uncle is your Brother
You're all F**kin each other
The Welsh family
da da da da..... Baa Baa
  Notes:
First Sung at the England Vs Wales World
cup qualifier - Old Trafford - 9th
October 2004.
(can be amended for pretty much any
team)
Four Lions - Pagey, Fisk, Warren & Coe
 

Your Welsh Your Welsh   Tune: England    
FromEnglandtillidie (03rd September 2004)    
Words:
your welsh your sh*te ,stevie will hav u
in a fight
hartson ,john hartson
  Notes:
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